1nce you read this you cant get Out!
HEllo i m Roosalina Patrika Norris Chadwardenn MJ Dodsongaga IV,
I am 9678451 years old. i have no legs and black vomit All over my
chest . I am dead. If u don't send this to 45343544756557688091
people I will come to your house at 74:00 and cut off your head
with a spork. dont believe me?
Got this email. she hated being pulled away from her
anime so deleted it. She was watching hot yaoi pronz
wen her power went off cause she didnt pay bills. Now
shes headless. Haha, Weaboo, ha! You don't want to
be like Weaboo do you?
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night.
He sent it to 45343544756557688090 people. Well, That
night when he was killing his teamates in CoD he saw a
bloody spork inthe mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of
his life. N00b is scarred for life!
This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Lol was
a smart person. He sent it to 45343544756557688091
people. Later that day, he won a KCF 64piece bucket
of chicken and $12. His nagging mother finally died and
His dog said yes to his proposal. They lived happily ever
after until Lol choked to death on a spork.
Send this to at least 45343544756557688091 people
within 666 milliseconds or you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will lose you head tonight
1-45343544756557688090 people- you will get to see
the bloodiest spork of your life
45343544756557688091 and over- you will be safe and
have good fortune until you choke to death on a spork
Satisfied with his chainmail, !$@* sent it to 15 random accounts. Within 3 hours, his inbox was flooded with hatemail and death threats. By the time !$@* came home from his dead-end job at W*lm*rt, the dA admins had terminated his account. He shrugged this off, because he knew how to evade a ban and start up a new dA page. That night, he pulled up AOL and began registering a new dA account. Suddenly, he heard someone giggling insanely behind him. When he turned around, he came face-to-face with the ghostly figure of Roosalina Patrika Norris Chadwardenn MJ Dodsongaga IV. In her icy hand, she threateningly waved a bloody spork. !$@* let out a bloodcurdling sceam as the legless phantom drew closer, but nobody would be coming to his rescue. The following morning, !$@*'s father discovered his son's corpse lying in a pool of black vomit and his disembodied head sitting at his desk.
Today's moral: Don't be an internet troll named !$@* (or send chain letters).