I finished all my final exams early and I don't have to come to school on the last day.

What I Learned in high school:

My counselor is clearly incompotent
Swearing is fun
Countries are considered 'developed' once they build a Mc Donald's restaraunt(no joke)
The school's social hierarchy is very simple: preps and pimps> punks> other
Prissy classmates would make even Kim Kardashian cry herself to sleep
No matter how much you try, there's always that one classmate that is more unique than you and he'll make sure you know it more than he does
That same prissy classmate comes up with jokes that would drive Eddie Murphy into a depression

And most important of all....
High school just plain sucks